soulchaser

It turns out that there has been a massive influx in the number of cases of Broken Clavicles recently. What else can account for the fact that 50% of google hits leading to this blog are from searches for Broken Clavicles?!

Far from me to capitalise on all these peoples' misery by repeatedly mentioning Broken Clavicles on this page but Broken Clavicles are not something to be laughed at. A Broken Clavicle is an extremely painful condition.

Thankfully, a Broken Clavicle heals very quickly ("don't worry, you'll be doing press-ups in 6 weeks!"), and even when set by a blind doctor who lost half his fingers to frostbite during his training at the Eskimo School of Medicine at the North Pole - as I can attest to.

The only unfortunate thing about Broken Clavicle is that it rarely leaves a scar, only doing so if your shattered collar bone breaks through your skin, which will leave you needing reconstructive surgery and numerous pieces of metal being drilled through your traumatised bones and leaving you susceptible to anal searches by over-zealous airport security guards after you repeatedly set off the metal detector.

So that's six mentions of Broken Clavicals. Three more mentions of Broken Clavicles will mean that I have written Broken Clavicle ten times in this one entry. Broken Clavicle.

Bring on the hits....