19/07/2005
Quasimodo
As some of you might have gathered, I have been slightly worried about my shoulder and the rather original, Picasso style shape it has decided to heal in. Obviously vanity was part of my cause for concern, I mean, nobody wants to look like Quasimodo for the rest of their life do they? Especially if they've lived for 21 years with a normal and comparatively attractive body (comparatively, people, as in, when compared with a deformed hunchback who, however noble and celebrated, was crowned King of Freaks and lived as a hermit in a belltower........), but functionality was my big worry, because although strength was returning, mobility really wasn't.
Well, yesterday, exacxtly 3 weeks after the fall, I did a press-up without my new bone snapping in half and impaling my heart or something equally as unlikey as falling out of a bucket while pulling yourself up the side of a building in a pully....Today I managed 5 press-ups, and I can now scrub my left armpit! You really can't imagine what a relief that was to the people I'm staying with considering the 37ºC heat here.
My doctors told me when I had the acciednt that in 3 weeks I'd be lifting weights, and they were right! Although I do now have a slightly 'wonky body' as one of my friends has hastened to point out, and a distinct lack of any intriguing scars that I could have attributed weird and wonderful stories to - I'm just ever so slightly deformed.
Responses
Nige - Hablas bien! Hiciste un poco errores de gramáticos, pero después solo una noche esta muy bien. But why are you advertising on my blog? Am I getting a cut? If not, please don't do it again! Gracias.
Rosie - Soy un "blogger", nada mas! Estoy muy bien, gracias. Tengo una problema tanpoco con mi clavícula, pero no esta mucho. Siento, pero es posible que tu está un hombre viejo, pues no puedo darle mi MSN. Y como está?
JD - Say hi to me next time! And click a bloody advert or two will ya - that goes for all of ya! Slackers.
En Español
Como saben, he estado un poco preocupado con mi hombro y la posición peculiar que ha decidido tomar. Obviamente, yo preocupaba con mi aspecto, por que, nadie quiere a mirar como Cuasimodo para su vida entera. ¿Verdad? Especialmente si ha vivido hace 21 años con un cuerpo normal y que es comparativamente atractivo (comparativamente, gente, como, cuando comparado con un hombre deformado, quién, desafío estando honorable y celebridad, coronaba “Rey de los Monstruos” y que vivido como un ermitaño en una torre……), pero funcionalidad eres mi preocupa grande, porque, fuerza volvía, pero movilidad no ere.
Pues, ayer, exactamente tres semanas después mi accidente, hice un pectoral (?), y mi nuevo hueso no se rompió y empala mi corazón, o algo que es igualmente extraño como a caer de un edificio cuando probando a tirarse arriba con un polea….Hoy hice 5 pectorales, y ahora puedo limpio mi axila! No puede imaginar la revelación que ere a los gentes que estoy quedando con, considerando el temperatura es 37ºC!
Mi doctores me dijeron que 3 semanas después la accidente, podría levantar pesos – y tenido razón! Pero, ahora mi cuerpo es un poco desequilibrado, como una de mi amigas ha dijo, y no cicatrizas interesante a que habría dado historias extraño y espectacular – solo estoy un poco deformado.
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Comments
u crazy moo! :)
glad to hear ur feeling better mr.holland! this blog of urs is always fullll of very... intriguing things!
much love and no advice for them shoulders that dont move X
p.s clicked on a few ads for you:) (actually it was just one..)
Posted by: mika | 20/07/2005
Bad news on your fall!
I saw the Xray - looks nice. How many bones?!?
The channel is still on. Perhaps you may be more up for it now you can barely stand! Anyway, we have our house. I'll get those 3 of us on a mountain shots scanned in for you.
Can you email me again, as I can't find your address.
Take care mate,
Dan.
Posted by: dan bagur | 20/07/2005
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