soulchaser

Dear reader. I have been neglecting my blog and with it all of you and for this I offer my most humble apologies. But there is good reason for the lack of recent updates for you see, my Yankee Doodle Dandy friend JD has kidnapped me and is demanding a ransom in the form of Advert Clicks! Until his demands are met he is going to carry on slowly poisoning me with alcohol!

Please, dear Readers! I beg you! Click those ads like you've never clicked before! In return for my safe realease from the clutches of this demented alocholic I offer you all some superb upcoming posts:

- Conclusive proof of my Pigeon Theory

- Spanglish: A Beginner's Guide

- How to stick Ari Meertens' toothbrush up your arse and enjoy it!

- A plea to the World Leaders to nuke Machala

- Jumping off moving buses and the consequences

- More Travelers' Tips

- And Photos! Lots of photos!

So please, in the name of all that is sober, click the ads and make me enough money to pay the ransom! Or else
everything that has been achieved here will be lost forever, and you will all be lost along with it!